new function

my blog has a new function. if your looking for a random fact, you can press Ctrl+F and type in any word and the internets will search my blog for that word. this is a new cutting edge technology that i just found out from microsoft, so go ahead and search for some random facts !

semen

It is Imposible to sneeze with your eyes open. if you try your eyes will pop out. Dont try it, just take my word for it ok ?
- courtesy of woonjeck

Oxytocin, a hormone released from our bodies during sex. While this happens in both sexes, women are affected more profoundly than men from the hormone.It can make women up to ten times more emotionally attached after sex than men.

a chameleon's Tongue is twice as long as its body.

- courtesy of Wanting

If you Tell me a Random Fact, i will post it up !


remember, this isnt about paraphrasing wikipedia, its about shit that is obscure, random and preferably not on wikipedia.

and remember, if you read it on the internet, you know its gotta be true !

GTYFSRF!

High tea is known as high tea because it is served at a high table. that is to say, a dinner table height table, with proper straight backed chairs. thus, the food consumed is usually more elaborate and hearty, as opposed to normal tea, which would be served at a low table in a living room while plopped on a couch.


GTYFSRF!

sneezes can cause wind speeds of up to 60 miles an hour. they also can fling snot all over the place.


JOLLY GOOD FUN !


oh btw southpark rocks, the DVD of season 2 has these intro bits where the two guys who created southpark talk about the episode thats coming up next while doing stupid things. in this particular disc, the random thing is feeding bacon to a pig. epic.

farting is funny.



fart!



dont you feel like laughing?


if you do, your my kinda person!

first of all, thanks for the comments, those of you who did care nuff to do so.


on sunday me and andre and alex went bowling, and the lanes were AMF brand. so i told them the random fact that AMF stands for Always Means Fun.

well i was about to post this random factoid here, but decided to double check my infurmation. lo, AMF does not actually stand for Always Means Fun. it usually is fun but thats not what it stands for.

so my random facts may not be 100% reliable! be warned folks.


they are random.

oh come on you people! leave a comment if you read ! dont be shy !!!!

how do you spell "NATIONAL SERVICE"?

"C-O-N-S-C-R-I-P-T-I-O-N"

every time i clear the dishes after dinner at home, i am momentarily seized by an instinct to scrape all the food onto one plate and bang the leftovers into a large green bin propped open with a broom, then dunk the plates, cutlery, cups and bowls into separate tubs filled with sudsy water.

i have been in the SAF for 5.5 months now.

every moment is slavery !

tortoises are land borne shell clad reptiles.

tulles are amphibious things that need water.


tortoises have feet, while turtles have fins




courtesy of jez and james !

alliteration, i love thee

the wright brothers' first powered flight was shorter than the wingspan of a 747. that was in 1903

in under 110 years, we have gone from first flight to hypersonic and intrastellar travel.

flight never ceases to amaze me

Tandem bikes are bicycles built for two. they handle really badly, but the upshot is some form of togetherness and the guy in the back doesnt need to know how to ride a bike.

what is the guy in the back called?

he is called a STOKER !

in a tandem bike, the guy in the front is called the "captain" and the guy in the back is known as the "stoker" some tandem bikes have two brakes in the rear tire, a rim brake and a drum brake. the rim brakes front and rear are usually controlled by the captain, while the rear drum brake is controlled by the stoker, applied at the direction of the captain. the extra brakes may be needed due to the added weight of two riders on long descents.

ahoy! ahoy!

ahoy ahoy!

the telephone was invented by graham bell, or so most people think. one sap named Antonio Meucci probably came up with the idea first, but you know history is a muddy murky thing so anyway.

graham bell did come up with some procedures for the use of the telephone. when making a connection, he reckoned hollering ahoy ahoy would be a good way to holla out to the other side yo.

i prefer a "hola, como estas"